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40 Reasons to Hate Twilight1. Edward is overly-possessive. But, hey, isn't that what a vampire is? Oh, wait, he SPARKLES so he's not really a vampire. 2. Edward is a 107 year old virgin. 3. SOMEHOW Edward impregnates Bella, even though his sperm should've died DAYS after he became a vampire. 4. Bella is a whore who supports being dependent of men. Sparkly ones, too.40 Reasons to Hate Twilight
5. Bella is awkward with her daddy even though he TRIES to be really nice, she pretty much blows him for Edward.
6. A good 80% of the book is Bella thinking about Edward. 7. Stephanie Meyer was about to write the SAME BOOK TWICE, only this time it would've b
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Live AgainThe honesty breaks me down. The lying almost made me happy, Almost made me not-lonely. I couldn't be there for you when it happened, Wasn't there to hold your heart in my hands, And love it after the abuse. Did the bruises ever really go away? Did you ever stop aching between your legs? Did the blood and tears ever stop flowing? Where was the smile you used to have, Lighting your face like candles? The wind makes your hair blow,Live Again
But if they had not found you, Would we driving around now, talking About all the things I missed When they were right in fron
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15 More Reasons To Hate TL1. You could overheat and die from hugging Jacob. 2. You could get hypothermia from Edward. 3. It teaches people to have a perfect boyfriend who knows all of Romeo's lines from the play...WTF? 4. Teaches it's okay if someone beautiful beats you up while having sex. Don't worry, you can cover it with make-up. 5. Dude. Who would ever want to go to a doctor who WANTS YOUR BLOOD? 6. Teaches that fancy cars make people more attractive BY COMPARISON. Bella...her new car...see where I'm going with this? 7. You can starve yourself and still be beautiful! YAAAAY! 8. Fangirls will try and eat animals just to se15 More Reasons To Hate TL
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ROCK MY FRACKIN WORLD! xD
I never thought I'd find ANYONE who hated Twilight as much as I do. But, here you are.
You are my hero.
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i am part of a degenerate elite, dragging our society into the street!
...this is necessary; life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
believes the underdog will eventually survive!
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Read Faglight. IT'LL GIVE YOU THE HAPPIES.
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i am part of a degenerate elite, dragging our society into the street!
...this is necessary; life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
believes the underdog will eventually survive!
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I am user asilphantom31
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Read Faglight. IT'LL GIVE YOU THE HAPPIES.
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Read Faglight. IT'LL GIVE YOU THE HAPPIES.
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Read Faglight. IT'LL GIVE YOU THE HAPPIES.
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That's a good idea, I must admit! xDDD
But right now, I can't think of anything creative...Sorry! I'll keep thinking on it though, and see if there is anything I can come up witH! xDDD
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